Chrismas blog #6

I haven't been able to post for a while because I've been at 3 consecutive Christmas parties that ran late into the night. I think That's a pretty legit excuse.

"MY 10 FAVORITE FOODS DURING CHRISTMAS TIME"





#10. ) Roasted Chestnuts

on an open fire of course.


#9.) Pecan Pie

One slice does it. Seriously, two might be a problem.


#8.) Stuffing

This stuff gets you stuffed.


#7.)Pumpkin Pie

Maybe not homemade but definitely with 6 inches of whipped cream on it.


#6.) Tamales


The second best things to unwrap this time of year.


#5.) Mashed Potatoes

I swear it goes with everything.


#4.) Okra Casserole

A family Tradition since the early 80's


#3.) Macaroni and Cheese

One time I dipped my new ball cap into the bowl of ma n cheese. I didn't even wash it.

#2.) Turkey

I love bastin' the dirty bird. Sometimes for hours


#1.) HAM

The best things in life are honey-glazed and Spiral-sliced.

Chrismas blog #5

"TOP 10 Mistakes You Can Make When REGIFTING"



#10.) Giving them something that is out of date.

Examples include software from the late 90 's,


#9.) Giving them something with the receipt still in the box, dating back over a year ago...

No one shops that early in advance, and you know it!


#8.) Giving the extra gift that comes with a fragrance package.

An example would be a baseball cap that says "Cool Water" or "Aqua di Gio"


#7.) Giving them a gift with the same wrapping paper.

They might recognize it. And they might get mad.


#6.) Giving them half of a gift

This would include giving the pants of a jogging set without the track jacket.
Think about it, would you give them one shoe?


#5.) Giving anything that has perishable food in it and is, indeed, perished.

You can't go wrong with wine but stay away from candy canes or stale popcorn from 2007.


#4.) Giving something that has been recalled...

You would really have to not like this person at all.


#3.) Giving something that has been overly used...

If you're going to give someone a glove, it better not smell like your hand.


#2.) Giving a gift card that you have already used...

A $25 gift card to Best Buy with $14.38 on it. You can't give that away if you already used it to buy pink headphones with it.


#1.) Giving the gift to someone that GAVE YOU that gift...

WHAT

A

DISASTER !!!

Chrismas blog #4

"TOP 10 THINGS TO HAVE IN YOUR HOME DURING THE HOLIDAYS "






#10.) Fake snow (sprayed on the window)

Especially in the south, because we don't get to see the real thing.


#9.) Dancing Santa

I've seen this at about 15 people's houses. Every single one of them is proud and thinks they are the only one who has it. I had it in my dorm freshman year.


#8.) Mistletoe

Great for parties, except you don't want to catch your parents under it. Just keep it out of the kitchen.


#7.) Cinnamon Candles

It's like hexing the Aggies some more.


#6.) Wreath

Although it gets annoying when it falls off your door when you slam the door, it makes a convenient nest for advertisements.


#5.) Stockings

Because a lump of coal never gets old, as long as you get them something legit too.


#4.) Christmas music playing

See Christmas blog #1 for suggestions.


#3.) Christmas lights

To reduce your December electric bill, turn it off after midnight. It looks awkward when it's on in the morning.


#2.) Christmas Tree

I have 4 in my house, one of them stays up year round.


Gotta put the presents somewhere...


#1.) Nativity set

THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!

Chrismas blog #3

"My TOP 10 CHRISTMAS MOVIES OF ALL TIME"





#10.) Jingle All the Way (1996)



#9.) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)



#8.) A Flintstones Christmas Carol (1994)



#7.) Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)



#6.) Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)



#5.) Home Alone (1990)



#4.) A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)



#3.) Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)



#2.) The Santa Claus (1994)



#1.) A Christmas Story (1983)



one more final tomorrow. Can't wait.

Chrismas blog #2

So Tonight I'm going to list the "TOP 10 CHRISTMAS CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME"

#10.) Jack Frost



#9.) Dominick The Donkey



#8.) Jack Skellington



#7.) Charlie Brown



#6.) Frosty the Snowman



#5.) Tiny Tim



#4.) The Grinch



#3.) Ebenezer Scrooge



#2.) Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer



#1.) Santa Claus




Congratulations Mark Ingram. See you in Pasadena.

Chrismas blog #1

Hey ya'll. So I'm going to post a blog for the next 12 days during this wonderful holiday season. Everything will be something fun and EASY TO READ.

The first shall be a list of the TOP 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS OF ALL TIME ( in my expert opinion)

Many people's favorite thing about Christmas is the awesome music. Let's count down...

#10 Peace on Earth/ Little Drummer Boy by David Bowie/ Bing Crosby



#9 "Christmas Star" - Home Alone 2 Soundtrack



#8 "Merry Christmas Darling" by The Carpenters



#7 "Last Christmas" by Wham! (George Michael)



#6 "All I want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey



#5 "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby




#4 "Silver Bells" by Stevie Wonder



#3 "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms



#2 "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee


#1 "THE CHRISTMAS SONG" by Nat King Cole




This was an extremely difficult list to compile. To give myself a little peace of mind, I'd like to throw in a couple honorable mentions:

"Winder Wonderland" by the Eurythmics
"Sleighride" by the Ronettes
"This Christmas" by Donny Hathaway
"Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney
"White Christmas" by the Drifters

Let me know if I left any out.








Cheers,

Lance