Saturday, December 19, 2009

Chrismas blog #6

I haven't been able to post for a while because I've been at 3 consecutive Christmas parties that ran late into the night. I think That's a pretty legit excuse.

"MY 10 FAVORITE FOODS DURING CHRISTMAS TIME"





#10. ) Roasted Chestnuts

on an open fire of course.


#9.) Pecan Pie

One slice does it. Seriously, two might be a problem.


#8.) Stuffing

This stuff gets you stuffed.


#7.)Pumpkin Pie

Maybe not homemade but definitely with 6 inches of whipped cream on it.


#6.) Tamales


The second best things to unwrap this time of year.


#5.) Mashed Potatoes

I swear it goes with everything.


#4.) Okra Casserole

A family Tradition since the early 80's


#3.) Macaroni and Cheese

One time I dipped my new ball cap into the bowl of ma n cheese. I didn't even wash it.

#2.) Turkey

I love bastin' the dirty bird. Sometimes for hours


#1.) HAM

The best things in life are honey-glazed and Spiral-sliced.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Chrismas blog #5

"TOP 10 Mistakes You Can Make When REGIFTING"



#10.) Giving them something that is out of date.

Examples include software from the late 90 's,


#9.) Giving them something with the receipt still in the box, dating back over a year ago...

No one shops that early in advance, and you know it!


#8.) Giving the extra gift that comes with a fragrance package.

An example would be a baseball cap that says "Cool Water" or "Aqua di Gio"


#7.) Giving them a gift with the same wrapping paper.

They might recognize it. And they might get mad.


#6.) Giving them half of a gift

This would include giving the pants of a jogging set without the track jacket.
Think about it, would you give them one shoe?


#5.) Giving anything that has perishable food in it and is, indeed, perished.

You can't go wrong with wine but stay away from candy canes or stale popcorn from 2007.


#4.) Giving something that has been recalled...

You would really have to not like this person at all.


#3.) Giving something that has been overly used...

If you're going to give someone a glove, it better not smell like your hand.


#2.) Giving a gift card that you have already used...

A $25 gift card to Best Buy with $14.38 on it. You can't give that away if you already used it to buy pink headphones with it.


#1.) Giving the gift to someone that GAVE YOU that gift...

WHAT

A

DISASTER !!!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Chrismas blog #4

"TOP 10 THINGS TO HAVE IN YOUR HOME DURING THE HOLIDAYS "






#10.) Fake snow (sprayed on the window)

Especially in the south, because we don't get to see the real thing.


#9.) Dancing Santa

I've seen this at about 15 people's houses. Every single one of them is proud and thinks they are the only one who has it. I had it in my dorm freshman year.


#8.) Mistletoe

Great for parties, except you don't want to catch your parents under it. Just keep it out of the kitchen.


#7.) Cinnamon Candles

It's like hexing the Aggies some more.


#6.) Wreath

Although it gets annoying when it falls off your door when you slam the door, it makes a convenient nest for advertisements.


#5.) Stockings

Because a lump of coal never gets old, as long as you get them something legit too.


#4.) Christmas music playing

See Christmas blog #1 for suggestions.


#3.) Christmas lights

To reduce your December electric bill, turn it off after midnight. It looks awkward when it's on in the morning.


#2.) Christmas Tree

I have 4 in my house, one of them stays up year round.


Gotta put the presents somewhere...


#1.) Nativity set

THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Chrismas blog #3

"My TOP 10 CHRISTMAS MOVIES OF ALL TIME"





#10.) Jingle All the Way (1996)



#9.) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)



#8.) A Flintstones Christmas Carol (1994)



#7.) Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)



#6.) Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)



#5.) Home Alone (1990)



#4.) A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)



#3.) Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)



#2.) The Santa Claus (1994)



#1.) A Christmas Story (1983)



one more final tomorrow. Can't wait.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Chrismas blog #2

So Tonight I'm going to list the "TOP 10 CHRISTMAS CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME"

#10.) Jack Frost



#9.) Dominick The Donkey



#8.) Jack Skellington



#7.) Charlie Brown



#6.) Frosty the Snowman



#5.) Tiny Tim



#4.) The Grinch



#3.) Ebenezer Scrooge



#2.) Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer



#1.) Santa Claus




Congratulations Mark Ingram. See you in Pasadena.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Chrismas blog #1

Hey ya'll. So I'm going to post a blog for the next 12 days during this wonderful holiday season. Everything will be something fun and EASY TO READ.

The first shall be a list of the TOP 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS OF ALL TIME ( in my expert opinion)

Many people's favorite thing about Christmas is the awesome music. Let's count down...

#10 Peace on Earth/ Little Drummer Boy by David Bowie/ Bing Crosby



#9 "Christmas Star" - Home Alone 2 Soundtrack



#8 "Merry Christmas Darling" by The Carpenters



#7 "Last Christmas" by Wham! (George Michael)



#6 "All I want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey



#5 "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby




#4 "Silver Bells" by Stevie Wonder



#3 "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms



#2 "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" by Brenda Lee


#1 "THE CHRISTMAS SONG" by Nat King Cole




This was an extremely difficult list to compile. To give myself a little peace of mind, I'd like to throw in a couple honorable mentions:

"Winder Wonderland" by the Eurythmics
"Sleighride" by the Ronettes
"This Christmas" by Donny Hathaway
"Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney
"White Christmas" by the Drifters

Let me know if I left any out.








Cheers,

Lance

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Homeless..

1.) Journal:

I've gotten 9 hours of sleep in the past 3 days. I'm not complaining, I just think it's worth mentioning. I Slept in my car for 2 hours last night between studying for a Marketing test for 6 hours and then for another 6 hours. The test was hard. Whatever, I got an 80 and an A in the class, So I'm good.

2.) Fashion:
I've mentioned this before but "Jigsaw" is going to be the breakout pattern/trend of the latter half of 2009.


3.) Blessings

I have an extremely supportive and understanding dad.

I got a summer internship with Apogee-search as a Search engine optimization apprentice

I just got a badass haircut


4.) Miscellaneous

Some blogger said if Luis Scola and Sasha Vujacic's hair touched then the World would blow up. If you don't know who those two are, they are 2 NBA players with long girly hair.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Hey ya'll

So my last blog resulted in a bunch of ??? instead of letters so I gave up for a while.

Anyways let me explain how my blog works. It will be comprised of 4 parts.

1. Casual diary entry
2.Fashion blog/insight
3. 3 things I am thankful for
4. Miscellaneous-- something funny.